What happens when you wear a watch on a plane? Time flies.If you haven’t guessed already, “we all go a little mad sometimes” at Wall of Sound HQ over horror/core kings Ice Nine Kills and when we heard that they’d be releasing a sequel to their killer album The Silver Scream, our minds went into overdrive thinking about the movies they would be covering in this bloody second offering… What do travelers like best about Switzerland? I’m not sure, but the flag’s a big plus.ġ18. You must be from Ecuador, because you have the Quito my heart.ġ17. What did the lazy baguette do on holiday? It just loafed around.ġ16. Where did the cows decide to travel? Moo York.ġ15. How do fleas like to travel? They ‘itch hike.ġ14. What did the Canadian pay for in case their car broke down on their road trip? Triple Eh.ġ13. Who built the first plane that couldn’t take off? The Wrong brothers.ġ12. Why did the flight attendant apologize to the family of elephants? They were only allowed one trunk onboard.ġ11. What made the librarian angry at the airport? His flight was overbooked.ġ10. Why did the robot book a vacation? He had to recharge his batteries.ġ09. Why did the pirate book a vacation? He needed some ARGH and ARGH.ġ08. Don’t plan your vacation with a broken pencil. German sausage jokes are just the wurst.ġ04. Why does nobody like the plane? It has a bad altitude.ġ03. Person A: “I tried to sue the airline that lost my luggage.” Person B: “Did you win?” Person A: “No, I lost the case.”ġ01. Still searching for the perfect joke about travel? This final section of miscellaneous puns and jokes might do the trick.ġ01. Hipsters like to hike backcountry rivers. What’s the best jacket to wear on a hike? A trailblazer!ħ0. How do crazy hikers get out of the forest? They take the psychopathĦ9. Did you hear the joke about the hill? No one could get over it!Ħ8. These particular mountains give me a Rushmore than others.Ħ6. My favorite trail mix includes songs from The Cranberries, Peanuts, and Eminem.Ħ5. Want to know our plan for today’s hike? I’ll summit up nicely.Ħ4. When going to the bathroom in the woods, you have to use the facilitrees.Ħ3. Don’t love the water? Hiking is great for an altitude adjustment!Ħ2. I’d love to go to Holland one day, wooden shoe? Jokes About Hiking and Travelingĭoes your idea of a great getaway involve scaling the summit? If so, you’ll love these jokes about hiking!Ħ1. Girls always travel in odd numbers because they can’t even.Ħ0. I need six months of vacation, twice a year.ĥ9. I wonder how many miles I've scrolled with my thumb.ĥ8. Flat-earthers travel the world on a plane!ĥ7. I wanted to make a joke about time travel, but you guys didn’t like it.ĥ6. You can’t make everyone happy, unless you’re a plane ticket.ĥ5. I have an irrational fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.ĥ4. We’re all time travelers moving at the speed of exactly 60 minutes per hour.ĥ3. Running to the boarding gate is my favorite workout.ĥ2. These one-liners pack a lot into quick punchline!ĥ1. Sherwood who? I Sherwood like to leave school right now for our trip! Cameron who? Cameron film are what we’ll need to take pictures!ġ0. Ron who? Ron faster! There’s a tiger after us!ĩ. Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to go on the trip with us!ħ. Romeo who? Romeo cross this lake in this canoe!Ħ. Norma Lee Norma Lee who? Norma Lee, we go swimming on Sundays, but we wanted to visit you instead!ĥ. These are fun and clean enough for the whole family to enjoy!ġ. Everyone loves a good knock-knock joke! While some are cheesy enough to make you cringe, there’s nothing like a surprising answer that actually makes you chuckle.
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